Monday, January 21, 2008

What is this noise!?

Did any of you know about this? I didn't know about this. Not that I would have known about it. But still. STILL.

What the BALLS?

That's just kind of surprising, and a little but of what the shits.

Now, if you want some lulz, howsabout a nice thick slice of Dingo's kidney pie?

Nom Nom Nom.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

If you build it.

Ok, so this isn't really /my/ sarcasms, so don't take the tag as that I am being this time sarcastic. But rather Zbignew Liberia's sacrasms, more, and his Lego Concentration Camps that pissed everyone off a while back. As you can see below.

Personally, I like what he was doing and trying to say. It's the bitter lulz, and we at love the bitter lulz. We snuggle them and takes them to tea. And we would like to buy this clever Polack a nice cup of tea. For coolty. And lulz.

So... what really annoys me is all the negative flack this guy got for his artz. I mean... holy luftwaffles people, ease up on the literality and ask why it disturbs you, before you fly off the rutting handle.

Mien Gott, for fuck's sake.


Sunday, January 13, 2008

Phone conversation:

Dramatis Personae:
-Gestapo Jones (Who wants to be called Johan Gasmask now sometime. So, JG instead of GJ? Whichever.)
-JG's (GJ's) Mother. (No lines. Was just on the other end of the phone)
-KH-- Das Kainenchen. That is, myself.

JG: (In reference to a set of knives sent by the Mother) Yep, the Germans make a good knife. Nothing like the Germans for implements of doom.
Mother: *speaks*
JG: Yes, or the Japanese. Kind of makes you wonder why they lost the war.
KH: Poor trains management.
JG: Also, putting all their skill points in knives making.
KH: Yes, poor skill allotment is a problem. Also, wasting resources on clearing mobs for no XP, when they should have been killing something that would get them some level.
Mother: *has decided that we Has Problems*

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Leftist claptrap.

Like I consider sites like unbiased. Still, this is a matter of consternation, especially when combined with this.

And This jawing about things like this, which certaily looks wholesome on paper.

If I were a paranoiac, I would be jawing too, about what we'll say when they ask us again, how we could let Those Atrocities happen, and Didn't We See it Coming?

As it isn't like I haven't had some time to consider these questions.

Me, I was too busy running a Gau. And a Siege, eventually. See, the military is straightforward and simple like that. Do this, don't do that, attack, defend-- morally, it all gets whitewashed under the heading of WAR. But I digress. This has no lulz.

Except the patronising sort one gives to paranoid conspiracy theorists with so much time on their hands they freak out over every shifty little thing. Yeah, we laughs at them.


Wednesday, January 9, 2008


No wonder the SS uniforms were so damn sexy.

They were apparently designed by Hugo Boss.


(though yeah, they did get pretty hot and itchy sometimes. It's true.)

Thanks again,, for teh lulz!


P.S. for more reducto ad Hitlerium lulzery, check this action out. Seimens I can't really fault, admittedly. They were a nazi company to the hilt. So... yeah. Still slugging at them seems to me like still blaming the Germans. *snuzzles the old homestead*.

Though seriously, their international departments ought to have had some idea how well 'zyklon' would go over as a product name outside of the German speaking countries.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008


Everyone knows that the best place for sick fucking lulz is Encyclopedia Dramatica. Of course, the lulz are frequently interspersed with soul-eating skullrape, but that's all right. We always do it for the lulz, and yes.

So we link things for lulz-reference, like ed's page on Adolf Hitler.

I think I need to make a comprehensive lulzlist on or something of the kind. For all teh nazi related lulz. Even if ed has it already.


ETA: And for sample, the funniest fraggin' thing EVAR:

Wednesday, January 2, 2008


The only reason I am posting this episode of zero punctuation is... well, that would spoil it. Srsly, Just watch it. It's a short bit, but a snicker-worthy one. I mean, I lol'd.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Some jobs just suck.

Dead Nazis shouldn't work in kennels. Too many fences, and too many flies. At least there wasn't barbed wire.

A bad job is just a bad job. Some lessons endure.