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i has angst.
Is my angstz.
Let me show you them.Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.comBlogger148125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-80395615181533332492017-01-29T12:22:00.000-08:002017-01-29T12:23:24.733-08:00Art.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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#resistKainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-56969515802681465982016-11-11T09:32:00.001-08:002016-11-11T09:32:34.531-08:00So that happened. Forgive us, we've been a little under the weather.<br />
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I... don't really have words strong enough for what just happened. That it happened in a democracy with checks and balances is good for as long as it lasts. There's plenty of damage that can be done within that framework though. The registration and deportation of undocumented immigrants and muslims, the denial of safe harbor to refugees (who, let's face it, will probably not want to come here now anyway), the end of positive movement on climate change, the return of the nuclear hair trigger. The end of all manner of protections for federal workers. Our trade agreements and allegiances ignored or exploded.<br />
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And that's before we get to the legitimization of a bunch of shitty attitudes that look something like this:<br />
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And the banalization and broad acceptance of same, which, as I keep saying, looks like this:<br />
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At least, in essence. Now, of course, I could be wrong, and exaggerating, and everything could be fine, and no one will get hurt, and no one will get killed. <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/11/01/saudi-student-assaulted-wisconsin-dies-his-injuries/93101338/" target="_blank">Except it's already started happening</a>, and the only thing that I can think of good to say is that at least it isn't silent- we're hearing about it, and people are fighting it. </div>
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You WANT people to fight it. Oh, there's Trump Supporters saying that people shouldn't protest (including Himself), that people should just roll over and accept and be happy. Of course President Obama is taking it on the chin. He has to. He is the representative of the Republic, and it is his job to make sure the mechanisms of the republic remain intact as long as they are his responsibility, because that is what a good man does. But you want, you need, the rest of us to fight this, to not accept it, to protest and to resist. Because that's what good people do. They don't close their eyes and hope for the best. They don't refuse to see what's happening. They don't deny it when other people are getting killed or rounded up; they keep their eyes open to make sure it doesn't start. </div>
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I mean, I did everything I'm saying good people don't do, once. No more. </div>
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<br />Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-88298643743609244992016-10-06T08:23:00.001-07:002016-10-06T08:23:07.514-07:00Commentary.Some people will tell you not to read the comments, but me, I am all about, <a href="http://www.wbur.org/onpoint/2016/10/06/hitler-populism-right-wing-ascent" target="_blank">Oh GOD READ THE COMMENTS BECAUSE LULZ</a> and also not funny anymore.<br />
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Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-36517586032763128962016-09-27T12:42:00.000-07:002016-09-27T12:42:23.186-07:00Nazi shooter goes on rampage OH WAIT NOT ACTUALLY A JOKE.Hey guess what guys? <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/09/27/houston-shooter-wore-nazi-emblems-drove-a-porsche-carried-2600-rounds-of-ammo-police-say/" target="_blank">This happened</a>. Dude in Nazi gear seriously shot up a bunch of people in Houston.<br />
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On the other hand, we have these kind of awesome <a href="http://www.carbonated.tv/viral/if-you-vote-for-trump-these-jewish-grandparents-are-coming-after-you" target="_blank">jewish grandparents</a>, who will fucking haunt you if you vote for Trump. I think this is a mitzvot.</div>
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Lol? Lol. I'm loling all the way to Poland.Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-44571855938114708432016-03-18T13:15:00.000-07:002016-03-19T11:31:10.208-07:00Absurdism in the Flesh.So, there's been an awful lot of <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2015/12/15/hey-america-stop-comparing-donald-trump-to-hitler.html" target="_blank">well intentioned backlash</a> to the temptation to make Hitler comparisons to Donald Trump. And I get it, I do. I mean, I, who have been a right proper bullhorn trumpeting abuses of Godwin's Law from Reducto ad Hitlerium (AKA, <a href="http://deadnazi.net/lulz/reductoadhitlerum.jpg" target="_blank">Pants Logic</a>), to denouncing the hilarious hyperbole of comparing anything you don't like to Bad Things(tm). And it's true that the Hitler metaphor has been so widely and thoroughly played, that it lacks the punch it might have if we'd saved it for things that actually, no shit, invoked the repressive, totalitarian ambitions of the 3rd Reich, the ghettoizations and the genocidal policies of the Shoah, and the bizarre everyone for himself, smash and grab mentality that permeated pretty much everyone.<br />
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And let's face it, you're not likely to see a one-for-one repeat of what Big Daddy and the Sunshine Friends did. The situation that sparked it- namely the Versailles Treaty and the limitations on the German army- meant that the SA could grow large enough to overwhelm the legitimate authorities. And that's not likely to happen in the US (Iraq and Syria, on the other hand...). But that doesn't mean that there aren't important similarities that will, if left unchecked, lead to a 3rd Reich style situation.<br />
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Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-78458643523564713522016-03-03T19:08:00.001-08:002016-03-03T19:08:03.413-08:00But really, this is where shit stops being funny.<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/02/politics/donald-trump-terrorists-families/" target="_blank">So there's this thing here</a>, which <a href="http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/dec/17/rand-paul/rand-pauls-right-geneva-conventions-bar-donald-tru/" target="_blank">Politifact rightly calls a war crime</a>.<br />
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So, this is the moment when you're like... but wait, that isn't absurd. This is a real example of a paranoid and increasingly unstable authoritarian dictator implementing a brutal and internationally condemned policy, and doing the same thing ACTUALLY DOES REFLECT POORLY ON YOU.<br />
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This isn't like wearing the same pants AT ALL!<br />
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No, no it isn't.<br />
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Fuck.<br />
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I miss Ernst Rhoem.<br />
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This, is the first NY Times article about Big Daddy. They say that sure, he's not so anti-Semetic as all that. He's just saying so for votes.<br />
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Yeah, that happened.<br />
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In case you didn't want capitalism in it, or socialism in it, how about some <a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/47185117/nazi-history-monopoly/description" target="_blank">National Socialism Monopoly</a>?<br />
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Except like, not real monopoly. Also, I am very disappointed that adorable chibi-Big Daddy isn't actually a part of the game. <a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/47185117/nazi-history-monopoly/posts/1442935" target="_blank">I am confident about the production value and the quality of the Realz History</a> involved.<br />
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I guess there's a market for my Hitler Showgirlz RPG after all.Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-32192298192383502662015-12-01T09:03:00.002-08:002015-12-01T09:03:50.915-08:00This is fairly genius.<div style="text-align: center;">
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I kinda feel like playing this with the current crop of presidential candidates. WHICH ONE IS THE SECRET HITLER?<br />
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Now they just need a Secret Himmler to go with it.<br />
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I miss Ernst Rhoem.Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-42376900224755604402015-11-19T12:11:00.000-08:002015-11-19T12:11:42.896-08:00Don't Call it a ComebackGreetings and Wilkommen, mien kinder, but no really. It's been a long time. Too long. I've been holding off and holding out and biting my tongue for long enough, but now it's finally hit. The time we've been waiting for, when <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_Law" target="_blank">Godwin's Law</a> gives way to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law" target="_blank">Poe's Law</a>, and people are comparing some of these political fucks to Nazis because <a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-comparing-donald-trump-to-hitler-makes-perfect-sense/" target="_blank">THEY ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE NAZIS</a>.<br />
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And so this is us, the Cabaret Kainenchen, here we are for the first time, again. Ain't nothing new under the sun.<br />
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And yes, we're going to be making fun of Donald Trump a LOT. And anyone else who manages to look a little bit less like a clown while pushing the same, <a href="https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2015/11/16/trump-urges-more-surveillance-possible-closing-mosques/0PhqIngp9cA2awCTUUGgzI/story.html" target="_blank">bad, xenophobic ideas</a>.<br />
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Though really, he still seems more like Biff Tannen than Hitler to me. <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/trump-crosses-the-nazi-line-maybe-muslims-should-wear-special-id-badges/" target="_blank">Only time will tell</a>.<br />
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Or Michael J. Fox will come in a flying DeLorean and save us all. Whichever.Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-31726072290309628162015-02-05T09:30:00.000-08:002015-02-05T09:56:26.314-08:00I lied......he's totally fooling <a href="https://twitter.com/evilsharkey/status/334518025204137984" target="_blank">some people</a>.<br />
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More Hat Tipping to BP, the Dere-est Tsun I know.Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-16898777026419647072015-02-05T08:50:00.001-08:002015-02-05T08:50:57.844-08:00Anime Stealthpfs.He's not fooling anyone.<br />
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(h/t to Bonus Points, Lover of Moe, for the link.)Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-21118301297021248832014-02-14T21:39:00.003-08:002014-02-14T21:40:21.144-08:00ich lieben.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Happy VD, mien kinder.Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-24209667672317750902013-06-06T08:58:00.000-07:002013-06-06T08:58:31.133-07:00Godwinwatch: Nazi Bikers LOL. <a href="http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/06/06/nazi-islamic-bikes-from-hell/?smid=go-share" target="_blank">They're not who you think</a>.<br />
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Bicycles are one of the obsessions of Mayor Bloomberg and his transportation secretary Janette Sadik-Khan. Khan is the granddaughter of Imam Alimjan Idris, a Nazi collaborator and principle teacher at an SS school for Imams under Hitler’s Mufti, Haj Amin al-Husseini. The bio of his son, Wall Street executive Orhan Sadik-Khan, frequently mentions the bombing of the family home in Dresden and surviving trying times after World War II. It neglects to mention that the times were only trying because their side was losing.</div>
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Sorry Big Daddy. I's jes' pickin' on you today. <br />
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Today's lolz brought to you by the OXM Breakdown; mostly present for nazi punning and Godwin a-go-go. Now to go crawl into a hole again for the next several months and...<br />
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Oh wait, what was that? K, there was an election? Don't I have some sort of quirky, dead nazi comment about the fuckfest of socialist baiting being flung about by hardline nationalists who are so goddamn patriotic and angst ridden about the diversification of the country they live in, that they want to go away and form their own <strike>poland</strike> nation(s)? Maybe a clever Anschluss pun, or collection of Godwin references or the like?<br />
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(Okay, post-election Godwin reel might actually be a festive idea. Maybe.)Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-88245111766592587502012-02-17T12:25:00.003-08:002012-02-17T12:27:08.907-08:00Oh shit, not again.Truly. Epic. Rap Battle. <br /><br /><center><br /><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CeLrlmV9A-s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /></center><br /><br />Yep. That's Adolf Hitler. Frozen in Carbonite, bitches!Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-20558770418111295332012-01-20T07:07:00.000-08:002012-01-20T07:14:30.261-08:00I dislike skaters, poseurs, scenesters, other hipsters, Poland...Courtesy of Haven, who is sweet enough to find me goodies for Das K-Blog on a semi-regular basis-- Der Hipstler: <br /><br /><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WSnlVndFXQQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />Penguins Why!?Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-68471449562485387842012-01-16T16:42:00.000-08:002012-01-16T16:47:23.447-08:00Making any fucking sense is not for everyone.This, however, is Quality, if you measure Quality in Lulz. <br /><br /><a href="http://smallcave.net/goferchan/afgoku02.html">Hitler continued laughing, then finally said “Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!” Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.</a><br /><br />Yep. Goku/Anne Frank fanfiction. <br /><br />Courtesy of <a href="http://nihilistic-kid.livejournal.com/1731023.html">Nick Mamatas</a>.Kainenchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17790371621907596051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847571330122406598.post-67540312628507988202011-11-20T19:51:00.001-08:002012-11-16T10:20:42.677-08:00IRL Politikkks and lulz.As you know, I don't usually politikkk here, because generally, those aren't the lulz we're looking for. <br />
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