Nazi shooter goes on rampage OH WAIT NOT ACTUALLY A JOKE.

Hey guess what guys? This happened. Dude in Nazi gear seriously shot up a bunch of people in Houston.

Things you don't really know what to say about, because fucking really?

On the other hand, we have these kind of awesome jewish grandparents, who will fucking haunt you if you vote for Trump. I think this is a mitzvot.

Do you know?

Do you know why we do this here? Do you know what we mean?

THIS IS IT:



This is the best thing ever, of all time. This guy is all that is made of Win.

L'chiam sir, L'chaim.

Another Austrian in Another Show.

Car Smash ex Machina and the Jewish (or Immigrant) Question.

Commentary on this one I'll leave till I'm more coherent, since figuring out whether this fellow is a true Ignunt Neo or a National Socialist Labour Man with an extremist past is beyond my abilities this morning. But dead nazis, even dead potential nazis, are always funny. So. Duly noted.

You learn something new every few years.

They've re-done quizilla, so the dead nazi quiz no longer shows up at its old link. Which is fine, as I desperately need to change it.

For one, karma is infinitely more subtle than I thought 5 years ago, and some of the result definitions need updating desperately.

Also, I need to add a Dead Ally and a Good German/Party Member result.

If those of you who read this screed (both of you) have any additional suggestions, I am a most amenable Kainenchen, indeed.

Speculation Jones.

from inhaltsos on el-jay:

the Was Eminem a Nazi Polka!

LULZ!

Some jobs just suck.

Dead Nazis shouldn't work in kennels. Too many fences, and too many flies. At least there wasn't barbed wire.

A bad job is just a bad job. Some lessons endure.

Ja Whol, mien Führer.

Almost every dead nazi I know has gone through some period of thinking/fearing that they, in fact, might be Dead!Hitler. Yes, even das Kainenchen, although I was... eight? Something like that, at the time.

Anyway. Hitler is one of those lives that for anyone to claim would be... well, a one-way ticket to the land of the crazyfuck. That said, I think there's still some speculation about who, in this current time, had the misfortune of having der Führer's karma.

My guess is immortalised below:





Let's face it-- He's led a life of glory and trauma, he's been a little kid his whole life, and really, he'd be great at the job.

Just a suggestion.

(eta: honestly, could also be Mussolini. Srsly.)

Pimp'n.

Gestapo Jones Started a Blog. On the Deadness, and it's online incarnations. It is most excellent, an I recommend it highly.

Today has been a bad karma day. Some blended blessings, but overall annoying, in a very black humor sort of way.

I would say gallows humor, but is there any other kind?