Nazi Game Kickstarters seem to be a thing these days.

H/T to Tenkar's Tavern for this.

In case you didn't want capitalism in it, or socialism in it, how about some National Socialism Monopoly?

Except like, not real monopoly. Also, I am very disappointed that adorable chibi-Big Daddy isn't actually a part of the game. I am confident about the production value and the quality of the Realz History involved.

I guess there's a market for my Hitler Showgirlz RPG after all.

Right in the nichtsack.

Today's lolz brought to you by the OXM Breakdown; mostly present for nazi punning and Godwin a-go-go. Now to go crawl into a hole again for the next several months and...

Oh wait, what was that? K, there was an election? Don't I have some sort of quirky, dead nazi comment about the fuckfest of socialist baiting being flung about by hardline nationalists who are so goddamn patriotic and angst ridden about the diversification of the country they live in, that they want to go away and form their own poland nation(s)? Maybe a clever Anschluss pun, or  collection of Godwin references or the like?

No. No I don't. Piss off.

(Okay, post-election Godwin reel might actually be a festive idea. Maybe.)

I will never escape the Propagandaministry.

Not even in WoW.



And last night, Johan Gasmask and I rolled a Gnomelock and a Gnomemage too.

Yes. I play on an RP server. Not PVP. I leave PVP to... others.

Arbeit Macht LOL.

The internet failed at the place of work to-day, so instead, we made lolnazis. Some for being a forum bastard, some for pointing out a severe case of Godwin's, some just for... well, teh lulz. And here is the lulziest sample:


I think I shall actually make a part of Teh Site, and link from here tomorrow. When I am not a sorry shell of ein Kainenchen.

If you build it.

Ok, so this isn't really /my/ sarcasms, so don't take the tag as that I am being this time sarcastic. But rather Zbignew Liberia's sacrasms, more, and his Lego Concentration Camps that pissed everyone off a while back. As you can see below.



Personally, I like what he was doing and trying to say. It's the bitter lulz, and we at deadnazi.blog love the bitter lulz. We snuggle them and takes them to tea. And we would like to buy this clever Polack a nice cup of tea. For coolty. And lulz.

So... what really annoys me is all the negative flack this guy got for his artz. I mean... holy luftwaffles people, ease up on the literality and ask why it disturbs you, before you fly off the rutting handle.

Mien Gott, for fuck's sake.

~K.H.

Phone conversation:

Dramatis Personae:
-Gestapo Jones (Who wants to be called Johan Gasmask now sometime. So, JG instead of GJ? Whichever.)
-JG's (GJ's) Mother. (No lines. Was just on the other end of the phone)
-KH-- Das Kainenchen. That is, myself.

JG: (In reference to a set of knives sent by the Mother) Yep, the Germans make a good knife. Nothing like the Germans for implements of doom.
Mother: *speaks*
JG: Yes, or the Japanese. Kind of makes you wonder why they lost the war.
KH: Poor trains management.
JG: Also, putting all their skill points in knives making.
KH: Yes, poor skill allotment is a problem. Also, wasting resources on clearing mobs for no XP, when they should have been killing something that would get them some level.
Mother: *has decided that we Has Problems*

OMG MY SOUL IT BURNS!

Everyone knows that the best place for sick fucking lulz is Encyclopedia Dramatica. Of course, the lulz are frequently interspersed with soul-eating skullrape, but that's all right. We always do it for the lulz, and yes.

So we link things for lulz-reference, like ed's page on Adolf Hitler.

I think I need to make a comprehensive lulzlist on deadnazi.net or something of the kind. For all teh nazi related lulz. Even if ed has it already.

Cozya.

ETA: And for sample, the funniest fraggin' thing EVAR:

MANTIS'D!

The only reason I am posting this episode of zero punctuation is... well, that would spoil it. Srsly, Just watch it. It's a short bit, but a snicker-worthy one. I mean, I lol'd.

Uberfrag.

Lulz moar nao!



inspired by.

Enter Hitler, riding a giant robot spider.

I linked this a while ago. But I was depressed. And i watched it again. And you know, I am going to watch this all the time, whenever I am depressed. I think it will never cease to cheer me up, forever, always, and aye.



^^

moar lulz.

Not as good as previous lulz, and you have to know your bioshock to get sommes, but still. Strike while the iron is boiling, as Rommel always used to say.







Speaking of Rommel. It would have been his birthday yesterday. Also Stauffenberg's. Maybe i will lulz them commemoratively later. Paint.NET for teh free world.