Text, technology, and the Jewish Question.

So I have been remiss in my lulz, no? That is all right. Because much like the Gestapo, if you leave them alone long enough, the lulz find you and kick your bloody door in and relocate you to some ghetto.

So today, the ghetto in question is the Walled City of the Huffington Post, which has the benefit at least of being a blog full of opinion articles, and only barely pretends to be a legitimate news source (CNN, Fox, I am looking at you), and the lulz are found via Alan Kaufman's post thereupon about how the kindle is to books like the NSDAP is to the Jews. No, srsly.

Normally, we would giggle, Godwin, and go home, but Das Kainenchen felt moved to comment on some of the more egregiously alarmist and flat out hilariously wrong points here (i.e.-- the difference between a mandated purge and the expansion of a medium). And there, in the comments, we came upon This, from the author:

As not a few comments on this and other sites have invoked Godwin's Law in response to my article, as though it were Holy Writ, I've fornulated my own law:

KAUFMAN'S LAW: "Efforts such as Godwin's Law to thwart the finding of contemporary relevance in the Holocaust is a form of Holocaust denial."

Now wait just a cotton pickin' second there, son. I don't think that means what you think it means.

For starters, what we have here is good old Reducto ad Hitlerium-- you know, the Hitler wore pants arguments. Hitler burned books, so anything that might possibly be of percieved harm to books = Hitleresque. Quid pro quo, Clarice. Sometimes he still hears the books screaming at night.

For the moment, I shall dispense with the argument as to whether I think the kindle causes harm to traditional books (I don't, quite the opposite), or even whether I agree with the point that having all of one's texts available solely through controlled (digitally licensed) media is worrisome (I do, but note the qualifier) and deal with the above truly lulz-worthy statement.

There is a difference, and while that difference may be utterly lost on tehs intertubes, it is yet a profound difference-- between Thought and Godwin. It is one thing to genuinely examine the causes of National Socialism and how the Fascist expression thereof became the Holocaust as it happened in Nazi Germany, and to wonder if such a thing could happen Here and Now-- and if so, how it could, and why, and what factors might lead to it. It is one thing to wonder if there are not elements of our society that might not, left unchecked, lead to holocaust-like purges-- for example, the examination of American internment of Japanese people in WWII, or the worries about the treatment of contemporary Muslims and/or Arabs in light of the actions of a few. It is quite another thing to compare any random thing one doesn't like to a bloody, unilateral, government sanctioned relocation, enslavement and massacre of a race/religion. Even-- perhaps especially-- when said massacre is personally relevant to your own history. I understand the emotional resonance of invoking such a horror for... you know, whatever (even books, physical books, which are a thing that I love), but one must be judicious not only in the subject of the comparison, but also in the way in which the analogy is carried out. I don't think it is too much to ask that the analogy be... I don't know, relevant? That one not have to reach to draw parallels where what parallels there might be are so tenuous as to be completely irrelevant. Else, the discussion, when there is something important here becomes weakened, pathetic, a breeding ground for lulz. Like here. The import of the Shoah is lessened, the import of the issue the man actually wished to discuss is lessened. Houston, We have Doing It Rong.

To take that a step further and to say that calling Godwin's is Holocaust Denial is lulz of the highest order. The whole point of Godwin's Law is that petty and trivial things-- faith, anything short of wholesale slaughter or the path thereto (barring slippery slope fallacies like this one here) is probably petty and trivial by comparison. This is not Holocaust denial. It is a ridicule of someone's use of the Holocaust to validate their own point, whether that point be sketchy or valid.

And as to what I think of the point... well, that is not a matter for Dead Nazis, but rather a tl;dr.

ETA: Even better, I seem to have been banned from commenting on yon post, which makes me wish hard that I had saved my comment to post here or on Tl;dr. Cozya-- it was largely about how book replacement wasn't mandatory or otherwise being enforced by a government, so who were the great Technocratic They waging this war against the real book, citing some books that I can only get in e-format. Eh, it was probably Das Kainenchen's username (deadnazi) what did it. /sigh.

Begin the Lolocaust.

So you know, if I was making a Time-Travel-Romantic-Wtf? movie about the Holocaust, I would totally cast Britney Spears as the female protagonist.

You know, for the lulz.

And today's "The More You Know" Win goes to the British school system today, since a whole fuckton of British kids seem to think that Auchwitz is a kind of beer.

Ferserious.

It estimated that among Britain's 4.5 million 11- to 16-year-olds, 90,000 believed Auschwitz was a drink and 45,000 thought it was a type of bread.

...

Ninety seven per cent, however, were able to identify Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler from a photograph.



Tastes like liquid doom.

To the K-blog!

I've restrained myself for far too long, snickering to myself in the corner and not sharing the lolz with you fine people... well, both of you. No more. Because today's story? Takes the cake.

yes, this cake.

You see, Once upon a time in Holland Township, Adolf Hitler wanted a birthday cake.

This was little Adolf Hitler Campbell, of course, who is turning three-- elder to his sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell (I imagine this is a mispelling of 'Himmler'-- which would make this even more, as the kids say, "fucking epic"). The best part?

"The Campbells turned down the market's offer to make a cake with enough room for them to write their own inscription and can't understand what all of the fuss is about."

Weak. You knew this would happen when you named your kids, you dumb fucks! Don't feign ignorance of the likely reactions of pretty much Everyone Ever... while I'll admit, this whole debacle shows a lively amount of ignunce, you're not fooling anybody. This isn't about how sad it is that your poor little kid doesn't get a cheap storebought birthday cake inscribed how you'd like. Check Cake Wrecks-- this is not as uncommon as you'd think. They're just lucky Shop-Rite didn't choose to be more passive-aggresive about the whole thing.

And then there's this:

The Campbells said they wanted their children to have unique names and didn't expect the names to cause problems. Despite the cake refusal, the Campbells said they don't expect the names to cause problems later, such as when the children start school.

...so never mind. These parents? FAIL at parenthood. Definately fail at public school. I see that they're hardcore devotees of #101 on the list of things white people like: being offended. First-Amendmentlol! edition.

And more commentary here. Though really, they ought to have disallowed comments, because the whole thing is godwin'd before it begins.

All of that said, what really... well, you see, these people? They are both on disability, one for Emphesyma, one for a bad back. So they don't work, they just collect social security. Can you guess what this would have meant for them during the Reich? How happily the German Nation would have carried these people who were not contributing anything to the Fatherland, instead expecting handouts?

I knew you could!

Now, Das kainenchen is more of a Socialist these days than a national socialist, so I am fine with social programs... but please understand a philosophy before you expound it. The Reich would not have loved you. It would have burned you. Sorry. Now this is coming from a corpse whose existance is, at this point, a steaming hot stream of horse piss in the cornflakes of racial purity. My salt grains, they are free.

As the random psychologist in the article says, "The problems the children might encounter in school, [Gordon] said, "would be icing on the cake."

Ain' it jes?

And all of that said:




Happy Holidays!

What was that about Poland again?

Ja, I have nothing to say about this.

No, I have plenty to say about it. AND ALL OF IT LULZ!

But then there's times where the gallows begins to outweight the humor, and yeah.

Ja.

What is this noise!?

Did any of you know about this? I didn't know about this. Not that I would have known about it. But still. STILL.

What the BALLS?

That's just kind of surprising, and a little but of what the shits.

Now, if you want some lulz, howsabout a nice thick slice of Dingo's kidney pie?

Nom Nom Nom.