Godwinwatch: Nazi Bikers LOL.

They're not who you think.

Bicycles are one of the obsessions of Mayor Bloomberg and his transportation secretary Janette Sadik-Khan. Khan is the granddaughter of Imam Alimjan Idris, a Nazi collaborator and principle teacher at an SS school for Imams under Hitler’s Mufti, Haj Amin al-Husseini. The bio of his son, Wall Street executive Orhan Sadik-Khan, frequently mentions the bombing of the family home in Dresden and surviving trying times after World War II. It neglects to mention that the times were only trying because their side was losing.

…

In partial revenge, Khan has made many New York streets nearly as impassable as those of her grandfather’s wartime Dresden.

No, this isn’t a parody.

IT'S TIME FOR EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE!

Reducto Ad Hitlerium with a dash of Godwin FTW.

Long time no Luftwaffle.

Not that the dead have been rising much lately. All in all, it's been quiet. Peaceful. Calm and sedate even...

Wait whut, there were elections recently? Oh darn, I don't do TV. Shame I missed out on all those scintillating political ads that would have made excellent fodder for yon k-blog.

I should make it up to you. Both of you.

Have some hipster hitler.

And don't say I never did nothin' for ya.

~K.

At the Risk of Godwinning a Movement...

So if you're online at all, you probably know about what goes on in Iran, right as we speak and for the last few days. Please to be forgiving the Kainenchen for being a bit behind on this one-- the politikkks, in any real way, we usually leave to others, of a more legitimate and less lulzy nature.

That said, there comes a time when even the lulziest among us must learn to turn our laughter in the proper directions, and back it up with Ways You Too Can Help!

Set up a proxy server for Iranians-- using squid! Here find some happy instructions for doing these things!
iran.whyweprotest.net-- Ways techy folks can help out. From Our Best Friends. Also a good source for pictures and video.
Best practices for those outside Iran wanting to help!-- general guidelines and the like.
Follow @ProtesterHelp on twitter. From there, you can probably find the other good folx to follow.

Also, because we cannot do these things without some awesomeness and lolz...

Grand Ayatollah Husayn Ali Montazeri tells the Iranian army and police that "I was just following orders" will not cut it with Allah. Iran election/revolt thread, Part IX


OH NOES A MOUSE!
Good Karma to @SeanPercival for teh lolz.

This has been your dead little voice in the dead little darkness, nothin' but love for my Persian Homies. Peace.

Why dead nazis <3 Cake Wrecks.

Without them, we could never have known about this:




Which makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Hearty Dankes to this post.

This cake = not a lie.

(and yes, I am wondering wtf reichcakes!?)

Expect a Darling Adolphe post sooniche, by the by.

A Winnar ist an Hero!

From stuffwhitepeoplelike.com: Breaking Godwin's, like wind.

Someday I will get tired of posting links with minimal commentary, but really, betimes the content speaks rather well for itself.

Win to fail, and fail to win.

Yesterday was July 20th, so we celebrate a give-or-take year of lulz here at deadnazi dot blog, and also the efforts of good ol Klaus Von Stauffy, the one-eyed wonderkind. And how do we do it? With a lulzy lol, wot...



and also, thanks to wikipedia, which needs no lulz...



VIDDY THE PANTS OF ASSASSINATION! Srsly, these are supposedly the pants Hitler was wearing when the bomb went off.

Though really... OMG WTF MOAR HITLER PANTS!?

Who knew that propaganda could be so badass?

Joe Mama, that's who.

And cracked.com

Public Service Announcement from the ministry of military obvious.

Gee. BIG SURPRISE THERE!

The Sacred Band FTW!

Facebook for the High Command.

We're always on the lookout for new and exciting lulz.

I don't even know how I found it, but this right here is Win.

Evil is as Evil invades.

The Encyclopedia Dramatica article on Nazis is a true Lulzmine. But of all the excellent lulz there, I kinda have to point this one out as Special:




I would talk about Waterloo today, as today is the day one ought to talk about waterloo, but it has been talked about enough and with great aplomb by Johan Gasmask, here. Besides, everything I had to say about Waterloo, I said 190 years ago, to Nappy's face.


"Sire, it is the utter ruin of France."


Peace out. Haz a kitteh:

Lol whut?

Occasionally, it is time to take break to snicker at other people's lolz.

These are lolz from pics of the Creation Museum in northern Kentucky. But I will link entries, from the forums at http://whateveresque.com:





The lolz are for everyone, esp teh dead!

LOOK WHAT I HAVE GOT!!!!!!

I am so happy!

Relijun is SRUS BIZNIS.

One of the more fun things about being a dead nazi is knowing that, with your particular racial/religious/sexual mix this time, you are so the first one in the showers when the final solution comes again.

But seriously folks. Not that I have made too much of an effort to be all that serious. I think this is what worries me most about This kind of thing.

While Romney said some good things in his speech-- the best was his pointing out, essentially, that the reason we are free from sectarian violence as exists in the Middle East is because we do embrace all faiths. This nonsense about the religion of secularism. Secularism has to be the public rule simply because there are too many faiths to make faith of any sort the public rule. Not to imply that all religious symbolism and suggestion should be removed from the culture, for there is a good deal to be said the tradition. That is why a na-jew like this dead nazi celebrates Christmas-- it's a happy tradition, (by God :) and damned if anyone can snatch it away from me.

But let us illustrate Romney's point with this episode of Mickey Mouse and the Protocols of the Elders of Mecca:





That said, I swore my notary public oath on a copy of Samuel Shellabarger's Prince of Foxes.

So yeah.

Um. THOR.

ONoes, indiana Jones r Comingz!!!!1111

lolol.

Also: not mine, but this is how I sometimes feel in this scary, skinny life:

Pimp'n.

Gestapo Jones Started a Blog. On the Deadness, and it's online incarnations. It is most excellent, an I recommend it highly.

Today has been a bad karma day. Some blended blessings, but overall annoying, in a very black humor sort of way.

I would say gallows humor, but is there any other kind?

Maybe I just like to link things.

Is it wrong to link a page and include, as the link, the two most amusing things thereupon?

I don't know, but I'm going to do it anyway.

"Did you hear what happened!" a man asked his friend. "Last night at 9:20 p.m. on the rue de Clichy, a Jew killed a German officer, cut open his chest, and ate his heart!"

"Impossible!" cried his friend. "And in three ways. One, a German does not have a heart; two, a Jew does not eat pig; and three, at 9:20 p.m., everyone is listening to the BBC."

...

There is, for instance, a short essay by a handsome young American, whose job came to be that of picking up gay German officers. After a night of love-making, just before they got up, he would jam an icepick into the neck of his recent conquest:

"My hands are strong [he wrote]. I never used a gun or a grenade. I did not trust them as weapons and I felt they would expose me to danger. I killed in private, quietly."

lololol.