Der Specialday.

So another year flies by, and it's time for the anniversary of our favorite winfail: The July 20th assassination plot!





I think tonight, I must needs rent Valkyrie and have cake.

Yeah, always have to trot out the demmed cake. I suppose it's better than the pants of assassination, huh?

All right, all right, I'm done.

Fo-twenny.

I have very little to say today.

So I'll just say (based on a hitler_lolz post):





Have a spliff, big daddy.

Why dead nazis <3 Cake Wrecks.

Without them, we could never have known about this:




Which makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Hearty Dankes to this post.

This cake = not a lie.

(and yes, I am wondering wtf reichcakes!?)

Expect a Darling Adolphe post sooniche, by the by.

To the K-blog!

I've restrained myself for far too long, snickering to myself in the corner and not sharing the lolz with you fine people... well, both of you. No more. Because today's story? Takes the cake.

yes, this cake.

You see, Once upon a time in Holland Township, Adolf Hitler wanted a birthday cake.

This was little Adolf Hitler Campbell, of course, who is turning three-- elder to his sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell (I imagine this is a mispelling of 'Himmler'-- which would make this even more, as the kids say, "fucking epic"). The best part?

"The Campbells turned down the market's offer to make a cake with enough room for them to write their own inscription and can't understand what all of the fuss is about."

Weak. You knew this would happen when you named your kids, you dumb fucks! Don't feign ignorance of the likely reactions of pretty much Everyone Ever... while I'll admit, this whole debacle shows a lively amount of ignunce, you're not fooling anybody. This isn't about how sad it is that your poor little kid doesn't get a cheap storebought birthday cake inscribed how you'd like. Check Cake Wrecks-- this is not as uncommon as you'd think. They're just lucky Shop-Rite didn't choose to be more passive-aggresive about the whole thing.

And then there's this:

The Campbells said they wanted their children to have unique names and didn't expect the names to cause problems. Despite the cake refusal, the Campbells said they don't expect the names to cause problems later, such as when the children start school.

...so never mind. These parents? FAIL at parenthood. Definately fail at public school. I see that they're hardcore devotees of #101 on the list of things white people like: being offended. First-Amendmentlol! edition.

And more commentary here. Though really, they ought to have disallowed comments, because the whole thing is godwin'd before it begins.

All of that said, what really... well, you see, these people? They are both on disability, one for Emphesyma, one for a bad back. So they don't work, they just collect social security. Can you guess what this would have meant for them during the Reich? How happily the German Nation would have carried these people who were not contributing anything to the Fatherland, instead expecting handouts?

I knew you could!

Now, Das kainenchen is more of a Socialist these days than a national socialist, so I am fine with social programs... but please understand a philosophy before you expound it. The Reich would not have loved you. It would have burned you. Sorry. Now this is coming from a corpse whose existance is, at this point, a steaming hot stream of horse piss in the cornflakes of racial purity. My salt grains, they are free.

As the random psychologist in the article says, "The problems the children might encounter in school, [Gordon] said, "would be icing on the cake."

Ain' it jes?

And all of that said:




Happy Holidays!

What was that about Poland again?

Ja, I have nothing to say about this.

No, I have plenty to say about it. AND ALL OF IT LULZ!

But then there's times where the gallows begins to outweight the humor, and yeah.

Ja.

Um... we needed a football?

Boy, the hits just keep on comin' today.

BERLIN (Reuters) - A man tore the head from a controversial waxwork figure of Adolf Hitler on the opening day of Berlin's Madame Tussauds museum on Saturday, police said.

Just minutes after the museum opened, the 41-year-old German man pushed aside two security men guarding the exhibit.

"Then he went over to the figure and ripped off the head," a police spokesman said.

And I was just looking for info on the tropical storm. There kinda had to be one, as we've had nonstop thunderstorms for the past three nights. But anyway, the best line ever:

It is illegal in Germany to show Nazi symbols and art glorifying Hitler and the exhibit was cordoned off to stop visitors posing with him. [Emphasis mine.]

Oh yes. Awesome.

"Hey Hon! Come and get a picture of me and the Boss! I'ma gonna give 'im bunny ears!"

Said Kainenchen.

LOL.

Speaking of Eddie Izzard...

Cake or death is a very important question. And the answer to which, we must remember:



Yes, I know that Portal belike got the whole Cake bit from Eddie Izzard. But who new there was such a deep connexion with Church of England? :D

mmm... vegetarians are tasty. Especially baked into a cake.