It's morning, so I am going to go do laundry at the coin-op and get bagels with Gestapo Jones.
I live with Gestapo Jones now. Remember please that reincarnation is a search, often. But that is not what I wanted to write about.
I wanted today to talk about bagels.
I love bagels. But I do not like lox. I think this is a measure of criminal guilt amongst nazis of the dead variety. Gestapo Jones is a salmon bagel aficionado. Me, I never had to force down the stuff. Clearly, I have demonstratively less guilt. I should make a formula of some sort about this.
Imagine, for example, the excess of guilt necessary to enjoy gefelte fish.
(Latkes don't count, however. Everybody with a soul likes latkes. Unless you don't like potatoes, and then you just probably have some Irish issues.)