Not that the dead have been rising much lately. All in all, it's been quiet. Peaceful. Calm and sedate even...
Wait whut, there were elections recently? Oh darn, I don't do TV. Shame I missed out on all those scintillating political ads that would have made excellent fodder for yon k-blog.
I should make it up to you. Both of you.
Have some hipster hitler.
And don't say I never did nothin' for ya.