Tuesday, January 12, 2010

As the kids say, "lol whut"

Today's lulz are brought to you by the letters T&A, and by Hizzonna Warren Ellis, as someone apparently thought that this book would amuse him enough to send it to him:





My only regret? That it wasn't me. This is clearly, like Mien Kamph, a misunderstood work of heartbreaking genius, and anyone should be teary at the thought of the two magnificent tomes sharing pride of place on the family bookshelf, perhaps also snuggled next to this here. Nu?

Yeah, that's what I thought. I should start doing book reviews for the lulz.

Also, happy new year, mien kinder.

XD

2 comments:

  1. This book ain't bad, either. It has crosses and swastikas. The novel is Holy Autism.

    Plunging into a murder in the Tomb of Jesus and thinking the victim could be her missing daughter, Film Director Anna Engel finds herself caught in the middle of a bloody-old religious conspiracy involving the Vatican and Nazi Germany. Now Holy Jerusalem is mommy’s worst nightmare. The cutup corpse in symbolic repose in Jesus’ tomb was staged for Anna to solve. But terror is Anna’s middle name and her last name means angel. She was accused of murdering a Vatican priest last year in Rome. Framed, of course. And now Vatican Jack slaughters everywhere Anna goes, because her daughter, Hellen, is an autistic savant with secrets that anti-Catholic forces think will burn the Roman Catholic Church to the ground.

    Dodging her own murder and now the prime suspect in a sacrilegious murder in the holiest church in all of Christendom, Anna hides in macabre places. An international fugitive, she is aided by a delusional Scientologist and accompanied by her sidekick-lover Adam Reuter, a German-Jewish Historian. Great. Amateur Sleuth Anna has six days to solve Hellen’s cryptic codes or die. Racing to beat the clock, her epic journey plunges her into psychological Heaven and hell. Hunting her daughter, she returns to killer-Rome to fight the almighty Vatican. Knocking on Heaven’s door, she’s armed with bloody western history. But can she unlock Hellen before time runs out and save her own life, and discover the nature of her divine daughter’s dark disappearance?

    "Rarely does a novel come along that combines historical drama with mystery, psychological suspense and even horror with such skill that I am left questioning my own place in the world as a quote, 'professional author' unquote. It's just plain better written than Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code." --- Vincent Zandri, award-winning author of As Catch Can.

    It's on Amazon.

    http://www.holyautism.com

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  2. Really, that sounds just plain fantastic. I will add it to The List!

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