whut no lulz?

I have no original content for you to-day, and I'm not in the mood to share the slightly depressing self-incriminating snippets I've turned up. So here, have a this, which is not by me... it has semi-panzeriche!:



And a kitteh.

Heee... kitteh.

Win to fail, and fail to win.

Yesterday was July 20th, so we celebrate a give-or-take year of lulz here at deadnazi dot blog, and also the efforts of good ol Klaus Von Stauffy, the one-eyed wonderkind. And how do we do it? With a lulzy lol, wot...



and also, thanks to wikipedia, which needs no lulz...



VIDDY THE PANTS OF ASSASSINATION! Srsly, these are supposedly the pants Hitler was wearing when the bomb went off.

Though really... OMG WTF MOAR HITLER PANTS!?

But what's the question?

JG always finds me the very best videos:



THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS INVADE POLAND!

ALWAYS.

Who knew that propaganda could be so badass?

Joe Mama, that's who.

And cracked.com

Hitler is always an inside joke.

From Johan Gasmask:




ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE IN POLAND!

Public Service Announcement from the ministry of military obvious.

Gee. BIG SURPRISE THERE!

The Sacred Band FTW!

Um... we needed a football?

Boy, the hits just keep on comin' today.

BERLIN (Reuters) - A man tore the head from a controversial waxwork figure of Adolf Hitler on the opening day of Berlin's Madame Tussauds museum on Saturday, police said.

Just minutes after the museum opened, the 41-year-old German man pushed aside two security men guarding the exhibit.

"Then he went over to the figure and ripped off the head," a police spokesman said.

And I was just looking for info on the tropical storm. There kinda had to be one, as we've had nonstop thunderstorms for the past three nights. But anyway, the best line ever:

It is illegal in Germany to show Nazi symbols and art glorifying Hitler and the exhibit was cordoned off to stop visitors posing with him. [Emphasis mine.]

Oh yes. Awesome.

"Hey Hon! Come and get a picture of me and the Boss! I'ma gonna give 'im bunny ears!"

Said Kainenchen.

LOL.

Googlefun strikes again!

One doesn't really have to work hard to make fun of some nazis, after all. Some nazis make fun of themselves. Nevermind that if this was a wikipedia article, it would need cleanup bad, to meet standards.

One could always use my method of course: For values of Some Nazis, (sometimes but not always in reference to sproggly weirdshit), read: Himmler.

The Catholic Pants Command Me.

Today I did something I don't usually do, feeling very lulz deprived, and I googled 'nazis', to see what turned up.

It seems that reductio ad Hitlerium is everywhere. People all the time be trying to associate everything they don't like with Hitler and the Nazis (Much like ol' Darling Adolphe did with the Jews, but OOH LOOK MOM, an IRONY!). This includes the Athiests!

Because OH NOES, the NAZIS were CHRISTIANS A LOT, and so CHRISTIANS (esp. Catholics) HAS A BAD!

The best part being the very first image:


ZOMG, Hitler Haz a WHIP! Clearly, the thinks he's Jesus mit der moneylenders. Because you know who the moneylenders are? That's right, JEWS! ZOMG ZOMG!11!!1one!


And LOOK! We haz a further proof:





Admittedly, the site in question doesn't draw any conclusions, but leaves you to draw your own. I've drawn mine all right. On my etch-a-sketch. Whee!