Dead Nazi dot blog.

I dislike skaters, poseurs, scenesters, other hipsters, Poland...

2012-01-20T07:07:00.000-08:00

Courtesy of Haven, who is sweet enough to find me goodies for Das K-Blog on a semi-regular basis-- Der Hipstler:

Penguins Why!?

Making any fucking sense is not for everyone.

2012-01-16T16:42:00.000-08:00

This, however, is Quality, if you measure Quality in Lulz.

Hitler continued laughing, then finally said “Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!” Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.

Yep. Goku/Anne Frank fanfiction.

Courtesy of Nick Mamatas.

IRL Politikkks and lulz.

2011-11-20T19:51:00.001-08:00

As you know, I don't usually politikkk here, because generally, those aren't the lulz we're looking for.

That said, sometimes current lulz are the best lulz.

For example:

And I lulz'd all the way down.

Das Hotten-Trotten.

2011-09-15T18:42:00.000-07:00

This one comes to us by way of a marvellous Ghetto Queen... no, not that kind of ghetto. It made my night, and I hope it makes yours too.

What do you get the Fuhrer who has everything, and wants it handmade?

Yeah. Also, because it's worth it:

I gave you positive feedback, big daddy.

Novel Accuracy my Single Testicle.

2011-06-16T08:51:00.000-07:00

So, I haven't read the book, but I knew what was gonna happen.

Apparently, Big Daddy didn't.

Oops!

Shooting the billiard ball.

2011-05-08T08:10:00.000-07:00

Theories of Time Travel are fight.

Here's another one:

They try. Maaaan how they try.

Big Daddy's Belated B-day.

2011-04-21T13:33:00.001-07:00

Sorry I didn't send a card, Bossman. I tried to call to say Yom Ha-shoah but...

Oh, wait? You were updating your cell phone message?

Well, that explains it.

Yom Ha-shoah anyway. :)

Long time no Luftwaffle.

2010-11-10T07:02:00.000-08:00

Not that the dead have been rising much lately. All in all, it's been quiet. Peaceful. Calm and sedate even...

Wait whut, there were elections recently? Oh darn, I don't do TV. Shame I missed out on all those scintillating political ads that would have made excellent fodder for yon k-blog.

I should make it up to you. Both of you.

Have some hipster hitler.

And don't say I never did nothin' for ya.

~K.

Do you know?

2010-07-18T20:32:00.001-07:00

Do you know why we do this here? Do you know what we mean?

THIS IS IT:

This is the best thing ever, of all time. This guy is all that is made of Win.

L'chiam sir, L'chaim.

Stranger Than Fiction

2010-07-14T05:27:00.000-07:00

But then there are some shows that go completely beyond the pale of enjoyability, until they become nothing more than overwritten collections of tropes impossible to watch without groaning.

I think the worst offender here is the History Channel and all their programs on the so-called "World War II".

Let's start with the bad guys. Battalions of stormtroopers dressed in all black, check. Secret police, check. Determination to brutally kill everyone who doesn't look like them, check. Leader with a tiny villain mustache and a tendency to go into apopleptic rage when he doesn't get his way, check. All this from a country that was ordinary, believable, and dare I say it sometimes even sympathetic in previous seasons.

I wouldn't even mind the lack of originality if they weren't so heavy-handed about it. Apparently we're supposed to believe that in the middle of the war the Germans attacked their allies the Russians, starting an unwinnable conflict on two fronts, just to show how sneaky and untrustworthy they could be?

Yeah, especially when they ran the EXACT SAME PLOT in their Napoleon Arc a few seasons ago. And then they expect us to root for the French this season.

Srsly, folx.

~K.H.

The Gates of Doom.

2010-04-21T15:49:00.001-07:00

Hee hee hee!

Yom haShoah to all of you out there, and here.

Belated baby.

2010-04-21T09:45:00.000-07:00

Sorry to miss your birthday, big daddy. I hope you are not too disappointed by my failure to send you a crotch rocket greeting card or bake you a cake.

To make up for it, I thought I'd link you a little commemorative gift: Howsabout 93+ of your all-time best speeches, in one nice, streaming package?

Well almost. There's some technical issues with a few of them, but don't let that upset you. Well, not too much. But if you feel a rant coming on...

No no, don't thank me. Thank /you/, big daddy. For all the good times. The X-box tourneys, the twitter downtimes.

The lulz.

Demotivation.

2010-04-17T09:48:00.000-07:00

Around the Propagandaministry, we liked to have a lot of posters. I mean, that's what propaganda is all about right? Posters? Pamphlets? Chick Tracts? Commercials, feature films, sitcoms? Little Joe-Boss probably would have been cross with the sort of things that we would come up with in our spare time, but now that the war is over and all of the bitches are dead, icanhazcheesburger.com and their affiliates have started to uncover some of our rejected efforts:

Have the contents of Mr. K's wastepaper basket from beside his old desk at the Ministry been destroyed, or will they, like everything else, resurface to appear on the internet for teh lulz?

Only time will tell.

And maybe photoshop.

~K.H.

What happens when Mr. K finds a new webcomic.

2010-04-14T07:11:00.001-07:00

What We Learn From This Exercise: There's always something.

hugs,
~K.

Oh you zilly Amerikanner!

2010-01-25T12:56:00.001-08:00

Usually I try to stick to that Old Tyme Propaganda, but... Look! Iz PRUUFZ!

XOXO, Der Propaganda Ministry of Rilly True Storiez. Swearz!
~K.H.

Featuring Darling Adolphe's Stormtrooper Review and Krystallnacht Cabaret!

2010-01-22T07:04:00.000-08:00

Via failblog:

Our favorite part? That it's sitting right on top of a 7-11. And that this is apparently Korea. I don't know why that's so effing funny, but it is.

Our biggest regret? That we didn't think of it first.

As the kids say, "lol whut"

2010-01-12T08:28:00.000-08:00

Today's lulz are brought to you by the letters T&A, and by Hizzonna Warren Ellis, as someone apparently thought that this book would amuse him enough to send it to him:

My only regret? That it wasn't me. This is clearly, like Mien Kamph, a misunderstood work of heartbreaking genius, and anyone should be teary at the thought of the two magnificent tomes sharing pride of place on the family bookshelf, perhaps also snuggled next to this here. Nu?

Yeah, that's what I thought. I should start doing book reviews for the lulz.

Also, happy new year, mien kinder.

XD

Text, technology, and the Jewish Question.

2009-12-09T11:42:00.000-08:00

So I have been remiss in my lulz, no? That is all right. Because much like the Gestapo, if you leave them alone long enough, the lulz find you and kick your bloody door in and relocate you to some ghetto.

So today, the ghetto in question is the Walled City of the Huffington Post, which has the benefit at least of being a blog full of opinion articles, and only barely pretends to be a legitimate news source (CNN, Fox, I am looking at you), and the lulz are found via Alan Kaufman's post thereupon about how the kindle is to books like the NSDAP is to the Jews. No, srsly.

Normally, we would giggle, Godwin, and go home, but Das Kainenchen felt moved to comment on some of the more egregiously alarmist and flat out hilariously wrong points here (i.e.-- the difference between a mandated purge and the expansion of a medium). And there, in the comments, we came upon This, from the author:

As not a few comments on this and other sites have invoked Godwin's Law in response to my article, as though it were Holy Writ, I've fornulated my own law:

KAUFMAN'S LAW: "Efforts such as Godwin's Law to thwart the finding of contemporary relevance in the Holocaust is a form of Holocaust denial."

Now wait just a cotton pickin' second there, son. I don't think that means what you think it means.

For starters, what we have here is good old Reducto ad Hitlerium-- you know, the Hitler wore pants arguments. Hitler burned books, so anything that might possibly be of percieved harm to books = Hitleresque. Quid pro quo, Clarice. Sometimes he still hears the books screaming at night.

For the moment, I shall dispense with the argument as to whether I think the kindle causes harm to traditional books (I don't, quite the opposite), or even whether I agree with the point that having all of one's texts available solely through controlled (digitally licensed) media is worrisome (I do, but note the qualifier) and deal with the above truly lulz-worthy statement.

There is a difference, and while that difference may be utterly lost on tehs intertubes, it is yet a profound difference-- between Thought and Godwin. It is one thing to genuinely examine the causes of National Socialism and how the Fascist expression thereof became the Holocaust as it happened in Nazi Germany, and to wonder if such a thing could happen Here and Now-- and if so, how it could, and why, and what factors might lead to it. It is one thing to wonder if there are not elements of our society that might not, left unchecked, lead to holocaust-like purges-- for example, the examination of American internment of Japanese people in WWII, or the worries about the treatment of contemporary Muslims and/or Arabs in light of the actions of a few. It is quite another thing to compare any random thing one doesn't like to a bloody, unilateral, government sanctioned relocation, enslavement and massacre of a race/religion. Even-- perhaps especially-- when said massacre is personally relevant to your own history. I understand the emotional resonance of invoking such a horror for... you know, whatever (even books, physical books, which are a thing that I love), but one must be judicious not only in the subject of the comparison, but also in the way in which the analogy is carried out. I don't think it is too much to ask that the analogy be... I don't know, relevant? That one not have to reach to draw parallels where what parallels there might be are so tenuous as to be completely irrelevant. Else, the discussion, when there is something important here becomes weakened, pathetic, a breeding ground for lulz. Like here. The import of the Shoah is lessened, the import of the issue the man actually wished to discuss is lessened. Houston, We have Doing It Rong.

To take that a step further and to say that calling Godwin's is Holocaust Denial is lulz of the highest order. The whole point of Godwin's Law is that petty and trivial things-- faith, anything short of wholesale slaughter or the path thereto (barring slippery slope fallacies like this one here) is probably petty and trivial by comparison. This is not Holocaust denial. It is a ridicule of someone's use of the Holocaust to validate their own point, whether that point be sketchy or valid.

And as to what I think of the point... well, that is not a matter for Dead Nazis, but rather a tl;dr.

ETA: Even better, I seem to have been banned from commenting on yon post, which makes me wish hard that I had saved my comment to post here or on Tl;dr. Cozya-- it was largely about how book replacement wasn't mandatory or otherwise being enforced by a government, so who were the great Technocratic They waging this war against the real book, citing some books that I can only get in e-format. Eh, it was probably Das Kainenchen's username (deadnazi) what did it. /sigh.

Station clarification.

2009-10-21T07:59:00.000-07:00

Feeling googleicious. Today we whip out the reminders:

What is Godwin's Law?

Tell you what-- Ask Mike Godwin!

Long live Usenet.

You can't have it both ways.

2009-09-21T15:03:00.001-07:00

For those who are going to protests carrying things like this:

And touting more of this kind of crap, I have a bit of a semantics lesson for you. Please to be paying attention to the Gauleiter in the Jackboots. There's a love.

Just because National Socialism has "Socialism" somewhere in the name... well, this does not make it actually socialist. There were some things about socialism, sure, that NSDAP embraced-- community, unity, workers working solidly together for the universal betterment of their country, and putting their country before all other concerns... well yes, in theory. However, this was a Single Party System that got rid of all other parties and put a dictator in charge. That makes it fascist.

This thing you're talking about with Obama? Not fascist. Hell, George Bush wasn't actually fascist, though the post 9/11 lingo has a little bit more in common with fascism... well, with National Socialism in particular... than what is going on now. Why and how can I say this?

Because the man went away when his term was over. As will Obama. There's still multiple parties in your shiny Amerikanner guv'mint. Go figure!

At the end of it, like it or not, you may find yourself with affordable access to health care, even if you have a shit retail job. This is a leftist ideal, by the way... that the government has the obligation to provide health care to all of its citizens, regardless of who and what they are. And without radically re-defining who is and isn't a citizen either, like *koff*some people*koff* did. National Socialists are, by definition, so far to the right they make your silly republicans look like Engels supporters. We killed communists in ways Joe McCarthy only wished he could. You don't know about our anti-communism, bitches.

To say that some of us know better now would be an understatement. But I'd like you lot drawing little scrub moustaches on Obama to consider whether or not you're doing it because you have any idea of what Hitler's party stood for and can argue, in good conscience, that they have thing bloody one in common, or if you're doing it because dad gum, dem lib'rals did it to Bush and Hitler has come to represent to you lot Everything Evil Ever? Just think on it.

Though really, if you're going to use someone to represent Everything Evil Ever, I still think you'd do better going with Himmler. The sick sadistic little fuck.

On youtube, everyone can hear you godwin.

2009-08-20T07:13:00.000-07:00

So you've probably all seen This story, by now. But let's go forward a moment, to a video:

And some commentary that says it far, far better than I ever could:

Wanting to overhaul our completely fucked up health care system is not. the. mother. fucking. same. fucking. thing. as. Nazism.

Fucking. Hell.

You may think because World War II ended 60 years ago that your slinging the term "Nazi" around like a goddamned tether ball won't hurt anybody but, maybe, a few decrepit veterans and Holocaust survivors, who aren't paying attention, anyway. You fail to realize that the descendants of these veterans and survivors (and the descendants of the millions of non-Jews the Nazis murdered) are countless. We are part of this debate too, and we are listening to you as you pout and scream and wave your little posters. Some of us were probably even in that same hall as you when Barney Frank asked you what planet you came from. In fact, one was. Frank himself is Jewish. And if you think that misusing a term like Nazi in front of him didn't affect him, think fucking again.

Indeed. What planet are you from where you can afford to be so blisteringly ignorant about a war that is still very much affecting not only survivors and their descendants, but world politics? What planet are you from where it is acceptable to take a specific and very, very loaded term like "Nazi" and twist it to mean "someone we don't like." What gives you the right to do that with equally specific and loaded terms like "fascist" and "communist" and "Bolshevik?" (Not that I hear the last one so much, given that you probably wouldn't know how to pronounce it).

That right there? That's what I'm fucking talking about. And for those derailing the um... necessary and important conversation about health care with accusations of nazi-ism like it has shit to do with shit:

Barney Frank FTW.

Der Specialday.

2009-07-20T09:25:00.001-07:00

So another year flies by, and it's time for the anniversary of our favorite winfail: The July 20th assassination plot!

I think tonight, I must needs rent Valkyrie and have cake.

Yeah, always have to trot out the demmed cake. I suppose it's better than the pants of assassination, huh?

All right, all right, I'm done.

Begin the Lolocaust.

2009-06-25T11:56:00.000-07:00

So you know, if I was making a ~~Time-Travel-Romantic-Wtf?~~ movie about the Holocaust, I would totally cast Britney Spears as the female protagonist.

You know, for the lulz.

Somewheres over the rainbow...

2009-06-18T13:45:00.000-07:00

There's lolz, then there's laughing at other people's stupidity.

I believe in the invisible pink nazi unicorn.

Oh shit, now the secret is out. The SS?

Totally shit outta clouds by pink nazi unicorns. The faerie farts of the SA.

This is undoubtedly Ernst Rhoem's revenge.

I miss Rhoem. He threw the best parties.

U can tell by teh pixelz....

2009-06-17T06:54:00.000-07:00

From just about everywhere:

Mmm, tastes like clone tool. Now this right here? This is some LULZ. One way or the other. I guess they couldn't figure out cropping, but they had all this clone tool there. And a touch of blur. Either way-- I mean, whether there's an innocent explanation or not-- That's some funny shit right thar.

Also, torir.org. Spread the knowingz.

At the Risk of Godwinning a Movement...

2009-06-16T18:26:00.000-07:00

So if you're online at all, you probably know about what goes on in Iran, right as we speak and for the last few days. Please to be forgiving the Kainenchen for being a bit behind on this one-- the politikkks, in any real way, we usually leave to others, of a more legitimate and less lulzy nature.

That said, there comes a time when even the lulziest among us must learn to turn our laughter in the proper directions, and back it up with Ways You Too Can Help!

Set up a proxy server for Iranians-- using squid! Here find some happy instructions for doing these things!
iran.whyweprotest.net-- Ways techy folks can help out. From Our Best Friends. Also a good source for pictures and video.
Best practices for those outside Iran wanting to help!-- general guidelines and the like.
Follow @ProtesterHelp on twitter. From there, you can probably find the other good folx to follow.

Also, because we cannot do these things without some awesomeness and lolz...

Grand Ayatollah Husayn Ali Montazeri tells the Iranian army and police that "I was just following orders" will not cut it with Allah. Iran election/revolt thread, Part IX

OH NOES A MOUSE!
Good Karma to @SeanPercival for teh lolz.

This has been your dead little voice in the dead little darkness, nothin' but love for my Persian Homies. Peace.

i got nuttin.

2009-06-03T06:09:00.000-07:00

Life has been short on lulz lately, I know. This is sad. There is only one solution:

Godwin Everything.

For great lolz.

Peter Jackson + Zombies + Nazis + Time Travel + Celluloid = LULZ.

2009-05-01T15:02:00.000-07:00

More shit we can't even begin to make up.

All I know is that if this happens, Das Kainenchen is so there.

I'd like to take it down a notch, whaddya say?

2009-04-21T17:20:00.000-07:00

Yom haShoah, y'all.

It's Holocaust rememberance day. Read you some Maus, Light you some candles, watch some producers, laugh till you cry, obey your yetzer ha-tov, shun the yetzer ha-ra, don't be forgettin' now, y'hear?

This is a little of what we do here. No, it is what we do here. Under all the tanks and the lulz and Darling Adolphe's dancing Stormtrooper Review and Krystallnacht Cabaret, we are telling and retelling the tale of some funny little men who were nevver quite laughed at enough, not in the right way. Should we laugh at the holocaust? I think so, because it helps us cry better. Many times, laughing allows us to cry when we can't do anything else. It allows life to continue. You bury what hurts you under layers of thick and unspeakable black, and you cringe and crawl away from things that bring it up again, you lost that. I wish the Germans laughed more. I wish the Germans had laughed more back then. A proper sense of the rediculous might have awoken the people in Germany, in Austria, and in Poland particularly to the farce in which they were taking part before it became the tragedy that it ultimately became. But anyway. You forget, you try to forget, you just want to forget.

But laughter, you don't forget. Even the painful laughter. So laugh, darlings, laugh and never forget. It doesn't make it okay, but it does allow us to go on and remember both at the same time.

Until tikkun olam,

Shalom Alecheim.

Just sayin',
K.

Fo-twenny.

2009-04-20T16:18:00.000-07:00

I have very little to say today.

So I'll just say (based on a hitler_lolz post):

Have a spliff, big daddy.

A little bird killed you.

2009-03-25T21:26:00.000-07:00

Things dead nazis like:

Tanks.
Schapps.
sendups of 'the downfall'
Twitter
Boots
lulz

Ja, we have a twitter now. Why?

I don't have to answer your damn questions!

2009-03-09T08:08:00.000-07:00

And today's "The More You Know" Win goes to the British school system today, since a whole fuckton of British kids seem to think that Auchwitz is a kind of beer.

Ferserious.

It estimated that among Britain's 4.5 million 11- to 16-year-olds, 90,000 believed Auschwitz was a drink and 45,000 thought it was a type of bread.

...

Ninety seven per cent, however, were able to identify Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler from a photograph.

Tastes like liquid doom.

Internal Documents.

2009-02-06T13:40:00.001-08:00

There are some more serious, 'Things that Kind-Of Make Kainenchen Cry in a Sad Way' things to include eventually, but before that. Before that. We stumbled on one of DarlingBoss's old memos. You know, the sort that used to get fwded around the old Wulfschannze, before the propaganda ministry vetted everything. For all the good that ultimately did. But I digress.

Of course, this is exactly what happened.

(tip to Johan Gasmask and also Cracked.com)

P.S.(Though Himmler's paper? Even ~~worse~~ better. And he made you eat it after you read it.)

P.P.S. My my-- 100th post! Surely that calls for... no, no, I can't link it again.

Till you can't dance no...

2009-01-16T08:10:00.000-08:00

I told you it would be soon.

Das Kainenchen has been having far too much fun over at Obamicon.me, and apparently, so have quite a few of the Darling Adolphe Dancing Stormtrooper Review Fan-Club and Sewing Circle! Let's see some of their masterpieces:

Ich bin ein Berlimer.

Guess she told you.

I'm not sure what to say about this one:

For some values of 'visionary'. YMMV. Mine ran out of gas in Poland.

Here's another which skirts the line between amusing and being facepalm-fail:

So... what exactly are we trying to say with this piece?

Finally, an answer to that age old question (well, not my answer, but still...):

This calls for...

DANCE PARTY:

(and be sure to check out The Original Dancer of Pants offa Churchill all grown up.) Lol, awesomeface.

Why they can't do this whole rock you till dey mock you shit to Napoleon is beyond me. Nappy and Hitler should so form a rap group together...

Hm.

Stay tuned, mine kinder.

Why dead nazis <3 Cake Wrecks.

2009-01-16T08:04:00.000-08:00

Without them, we could never have known about this:

Which makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Hearty Dankes to this post.

This cake = not a lie.

(and yes, I am wondering wtf reichcakes!?)

Expect a Darling Adolphe post sooniche, by the by.

Norwegian Nazi Zombies.

2009-01-02T11:34:00.000-08:00

You can't make this shit up.

Mostly I love how booze and teenage sex bring the zombie nazis back to life. Priorities FTW.

To the K-blog!

2008-12-16T19:50:00.000-08:00

I've restrained myself for far too long, snickering to myself in the corner and not sharing the lolz with you fine people... well, both of you. No more. Because today's story? Takes the cake.

yes, this cake.

You see, Once upon a time in Holland Township, Adolf Hitler wanted a birthday cake.

This was little Adolf Hitler Campbell, of course, who is turning three-- elder to his sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell (I imagine this is a mispelling of 'Himmler'-- which would make this even more, as the kids say, "fucking epic"). The best part?

"The Campbells turned down the market's offer to make a cake with enough room for them to write their own inscription and can't understand what all of the fuss is about."

Weak. You knew this would happen when you named your kids, you dumb fucks! Don't feign ignorance of the likely reactions of pretty much Everyone Ever... while I'll admit, this whole debacle shows a lively amount of ignunce, you're not fooling anybody. This isn't about how sad it is that your poor little kid doesn't get a cheap storebought birthday cake inscribed how you'd like. Check Cake Wrecks-- this is not as uncommon as you'd think. They're just lucky Shop-Rite didn't choose to be more passive-aggresive about the whole thing.

And then there's this:

The Campbells said they wanted their children to have unique names and didn't expect the names to cause problems. Despite the cake refusal, the Campbells said they don't expect the names to cause problems later, such as when the children start school.

...so never mind. These parents? FAIL at parenthood. Definately fail at public school. I see that they're hardcore devotees of #101 on the list of things white people like: being offended. First-Amendmentlol! edition.

And more commentary here. Though really, they ought to have disallowed comments, because the whole thing is godwin'd before it begins.

All of that said, what really... well, you see, these people? They are both on disability, one for Emphesyma, one for a bad back. So they don't work, they just collect social security. Can you guess what this would have meant for them during the Reich? How happily the German Nation would have carried these people who were not contributing anything to the Fatherland, instead expecting handouts?

I knew you could!

Now, Das kainenchen is more of a Socialist these days than a national socialist, so I am fine with social programs... but please understand a philosophy before you expound it. The Reich would not have loved you. It would have burned you. Sorry. Now this is coming from a corpse whose existance is, at this point, a steaming hot stream of horse piss in the cornflakes of racial purity. My salt grains, they are free.

As the random psychologist in the article says, "The problems the children might encounter in school, [Gordon] said, "would be icing on the cake."

Ain' it jes?

And all of that said:

Happy Holidays!

2008-11-04T09:08:00.000-08:00

So, Das Kainenchen has already voted, ja. I'm sure you can imagine who for. But as I'm not certain the dead nazi vote is exactly a sought-after constituency... well.

In the meantime, go watch Family Guy: Road to Germany, for numerous Lulz at the expense of many of your favorites, and also the RAF.

Though seriously folks, Germany never got far with nukes. On account of, you know, killing or chasing off the people who were going to come up with them.

Smooth moves, Ex-lax.

But yes, go do the voting thing. And DON'T VOTE FOR THE AUSTRIAN!

Wait, He's not running... yet.

Now to enjoy my coffee and ice cream of freedom. We don't have a krispy kreme here. Alas.

Another Austrian in Another Show.

2008-10-11T08:18:00.000-07:00

Car Smash ex Machina and the Jewish (or Immigrant) Question.

Commentary on this one I'll leave till I'm more coherent, since figuring out whether this fellow is a true Ignunt Neo or a National Socialist Labour Man with an extremist past is beyond my abilities this morning. But dead nazis, even dead potential nazis, are always funny. So. Duly noted.

Indie Rock Needs no Commentary.

2008-10-01T18:36:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I live for webcomix like these.

The Fhurer over Jesus.

2008-09-26T08:07:00.000-07:00

Scroll down to the comments...

"The threat of National Socialism is greater than that lib. We need a leader not a Messiah."

Let us all stand around and marvel at the... Specialness of those who will decry National Socialism, and yet demand a Leader.

Because THAT'S AWESOME.

A Winnar ist an Hero!

2008-08-31T08:42:00.000-07:00

From stuffwhitepeoplelike.com: Breaking Godwin's, like wind.

Someday I will get tired of posting links with minimal commentary, but really, betimes the content speaks rather well for itself.

lol 1337 n00b.

2008-08-28T19:34:00.000-07:00

Linked on yon listything... Hitler's Secret Weapon ist... der EMOTICON!

Revisionist bloc.

2008-08-21T10:53:00.000-07:00

Cracked dot com, work that speculation jones.

And teh winnar, and still champeen:

What was that about Poland again?

2008-08-15T20:35:00.000-07:00

Ja, I have nothing to say about this.

No, I have plenty to say about it. AND ALL OF IT LULZ!

But then there's times where the gallows begins to outweight the humor, and yeah.

Ja.

I need to twitter this.

2008-08-08T10:14:00.000-07:00

I am beginning to think that I need to compile a comprehensive list of luylztastic videos based on that one scene from that one movie where there's all the fail and death.

But then, that would be almost like efficient paperwork. Yeah, I don't do that anymore. Nien.

So:

Courtesy of.

I will never escape the Propagandaministry.

2008-08-06T17:22:00.000-07:00

Not even in WoW.

And last night, Johan Gasmask and I rolled a Gnomelock and a Gnomemage too.

Yes. I play on an RP server. Not PVP. I leave PVP to... others.

whut no lulz?

2008-07-30T21:11:00.000-07:00

I have no original content for you to-day, and I'm not in the mood to share the slightly depressing self-incriminating snippets I've turned up. So here, have a this, which is not by me... it has semi-panzeriche!:

And a kitteh.

Heee... kitteh.

Win to fail, and fail to win.

2008-07-21T08:43:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was July 20th, so we celebrate a give-or-take year of lulz here at deadnazi dot blog, and also the efforts of good ol Klaus Von Stauffy, the one-eyed wonderkind. And how do we do it? With a lulzy lol, wot...

and also, thanks to wikipedia, which needs no lulz...

VIDDY THE PANTS OF ASSASSINATION! Srsly, these are supposedly the pants Hitler was wearing when the bomb went off.

Though really... OMG WTF MOAR HITLER PANTS!?

But what's the question?

2008-07-15T22:19:00.000-07:00

JG always finds me the very best videos:

THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS INVADE POLAND!

ALWAYS.

Who knew that propaganda could be so badass?

2008-07-10T10:04:00.000-07:00

Joe Mama, that's who.

And cracked.com

Hitler is always an inside joke.

2008-07-09T20:26:00.001-07:00

From Johan Gasmask:

ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE IN POLAND!

Public Service Announcement from the ministry of military obvious.

2008-07-08T08:47:00.000-07:00

Gee. BIG SURPRISE THERE!

The Sacred Band FTW!

Um... we needed a football?

2008-07-06T17:24:00.000-07:00

Boy, the hits just keep on comin' today.

BERLIN (Reuters) - A man tore the head from a controversial waxwork figure of Adolf Hitler on the opening day of Berlin's Madame Tussauds museum on Saturday, police said.

Just minutes after the museum opened, the 41-year-old German man pushed aside two security men guarding the exhibit.

"Then he went over to the figure and ripped off the head," a police spokesman said.

And I was just looking for info on the tropical storm. There kinda had to be one, as we've had nonstop thunderstorms for the past three nights. But anyway, the best line ever:

It is illegal in Germany to show Nazi symbols and art glorifying Hitler and the exhibit was cordoned off to stop visitors posing with him. [Emphasis mine.]

Oh yes. Awesome.

"Hey Hon! Come and get a picture of me and the Boss! I'ma gonna give 'im bunny ears!"

Said Kainenchen.

LOL.

Googlefun strikes again!

2008-07-06T07:23:00.000-07:00

One doesn't really have to work hard to make fun of some nazis, after all. Some nazis make fun of themselves. Nevermind that if this was a wikipedia article, it would need cleanup bad, to meet standards.

One could always use my method of course: For values of Some Nazis, (sometimes but not always in reference to sproggly weirdshit), read: Himmler.

The Catholic Pants Command Me.

2008-07-06T06:45:00.000-07:00

Today I did something I don't usually do, feeling very lulz deprived, and I googled 'nazis', to see what turned up.

It seems that reductio ad Hitlerium is everywhere. People all the time be trying to associate everything they don't like with Hitler and the Nazis (Much like ol' Darling Adolphe did with the Jews, but OOH LOOK MOM, an IRONY!). This includes the Athiests!

Because OH NOES, the NAZIS were CHRISTIANS A LOT, and so CHRISTIANS (esp. Catholics) HAS A BAD!

The best part being the very first image:

ZOMG, Hitler Haz a WHIP! Clearly, the thinks he's Jesus mit der moneylenders. Because you know who the moneylenders are? That's right, JEWS! ZOMG ZOMG!11!!1one!

And LOOK! We haz a further proof:

Admittedly, the site in question doesn't draw any conclusions, but leaves you to draw your own. I've drawn mine all right. On my etch-a-sketch. Whee!

YES! YES! YES!

2008-06-28T19:46:00.000-07:00

Whoever made this is my new hero:

I've seen the chat before, but this is special. Watch the whole thing. And yes-- you Will lose The Game.

We have ways of making you lol.

2008-06-25T18:50:00.000-07:00

You know who invented the lulz? HITLER!!!

The best part being that the main joke in this is the one recounted here.

You see, the pants command me.

EVEN UNTO THE GRAVE!!!

(also, it's official: everyone makes fun of Hermann. EVERYONE.)

Old Timey Lulz.

2008-06-24T17:18:00.000-07:00

Natzy Nuisance, or The Last Three-- watched it tonight, though really, it's less lulzy and more Allied Propaganda-y. I can't help it-- I just can't make myself like Smirking GI-Joe types, even naval ones. Though it's worth it for the moment of Lil' Joe in the early beginning.

Personally, I'll stick with The Great Dictator.

Life is worth losing.

2008-06-24T06:13:00.000-07:00

Not strictly on-topic, but yesterday passed another who was all about Paranoia in the guise of comedy, or comedy in the guise of Paranoia, however you want to look at it.

And since I can't get it to embed, you can enjoy him here.

Ah, he was a great great man.

Dat's how we Reichroll, bitchez.

2008-06-18T23:07:00.000-07:00

The Hitler_lolz livejournal community has a new mod, and a new batch of happylol funtimez.

FOR EXAMPLE:

It just... makes me want to Capslock. So hard.

Facebook for the High Command.

2008-06-18T15:43:00.000-07:00

We're always on the lookout for new and exciting lulz.

I don't even know how I found it, but this right here is Win.

Evil is as Evil invades.

2008-06-18T10:46:00.000-07:00

The Encyclopedia Dramatica article on Nazis is a true Lulzmine. But of all the excellent lulz there, I kinda have to point this one out as Special:

I would talk about Waterloo today, as today is the day one ought to talk about waterloo, but it has been talked about enough and with great aplomb by Johan Gasmask, here. Besides, everything I had to say about Waterloo, I said 190 years ago, to Nappy's face.

"Sire, it is the utter ruin of France."

Peace out. Haz a kitteh:

Spin makes the world go round.

2008-06-16T22:04:00.001-07:00

Admittedly, I am in a paranoid mood tonight. Watching libertarian documentaries will do that. Also, reading the speeches of Little Joey Gobbels will do that tenfold.

And then seeing news stories like this one just plain give one the jibblies. I rather posted about this Operation Falcon before. The idea of huge coordinated sweeps of people bug me to no end. Call me crazy, even though I know it is supposed to be all on criminals, but I don't really trust anyone, least of all the government that far. And there's something about the way that article is written that screams "SPIN! SPIN! SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND!" to me.

Johan Gasmask is right, and I need to find some nice job doing something that brings actual happiness into the world, and stop worrying about this sort of thing.

Though I had a non-paranoid comment to make, which was about the Joe Louis v. Max Schmeling fight. One knows what it meant to both sides at the time, both the intial fight and the rematch, and I have (in this life) always admired The Brown Bomber a good deal. But it pleases me extremely to know that when Louis fell on hard times later (the result of heinous actions by the IRS), that Schmeling not only helped him out, probably even paid for his some or all of his burial. Considering that he was buried in Arlington, I don't know how much he'd have had to, but seriously, that just warms my heart, right there.

Let this be their character note.

2008-06-15T11:39:00.000-07:00

Real IM conversation:

[2:32:01 PM] Kainenchen says: It disturbs me that Albert Speer died 5 days exactly before I was born.
[2:32:43 PM] Johan Gasmask says: Mmm.. Indian food.

Humorpolitiksiche!

2008-06-15T08:47:00.000-07:00

Authoritarian humor is fight. So says Hoover.org, in the article below, which is chock full of lulz like the following:

two European communists are rewarded with a trip to the glorious Soviet Union, but only one comes back. At work, the fellow traveler is quizzed by a colleague,

“How are living conditions in the Soviet Union?”
“Wonderful. I couldn’t believe my eyes.”
“And how is the housing? How is the food situation?”
“Splendid. I couldn’t believe my eyes.”
“But what happened to your friend?”
“Oh, he’s in Siberia. He did believe his eyes.”

Now, the article has the following to say about lulz during the 30's and 40's:

The sentimental axiom that jokes in, or against, authoritarian societies are liberating certainly does not stand up to scrutiny in the singular case of Nazi Germany. German jokes — and, in particular, those of working-class Berliners, who seem to have conjured up most of the gags — were unusual in that Nazi leaders, not Nazi ideology or the state apparatus, were their butt. This idiosyncrasy would seem to indicate that, at least until very late in the war, many Germans identified with and accepted the regime and its aims. Given that the Reich lasted but 12 years (half of which was occupied by fighting) and the Soviet Empire lasted eight mostly peaceful decades, Germans were not given the same opportunity to witness the Big Lie.

In the German case, political jokes were neither “tiny revolutions” nor pain relievers, but good-natured fun akin to jokes in democratic societies where the political structure is assumed to be legitimate.

I would suggest that telling a derisive political joke was only revolutionary in the period during the war, which the article points out, was fun for that one could be (in theory) put to death for it. Anyway, while the above does not seem unusual to westerners, it was unusual in an authoritarian government, where the State tends to be the target, not the leaders. But you didn't tell jokes about Hitler (especially not during the war), and as is pointed out above: yes, most people of the time were legitimate national socialists. I do have a bit of a niggling issue with the phrasing there, "the regime and it's aims." You all can probably guess this, but I would rather not get into what amounts to Apology, and a subject for other posts.

But let us stop that, for some quality period lulz:

"...on their wedding night, his wife awakes and catches a naked Goering waving his marshal’s baton around. “What are you doing?” she asks. “I’m promoting my underpants to overpants.” Victor Klemperer’s remarkable I Will Bear Witness, 1933-1941: A Diary of the Nazi Years (Random House, 1999) records just one joke between 1933 and 1941. It contrasts the 1917-18 punchline to the question, “How long will the war last?” with its modern equivalent. During the Great War, the answer was, “Till the officers have to eat the same food as the men”; during the Second World War, “Until Goering fits into Goebbels’s trousers.”

And we all know who had pants, don't we?

Now, speaking of:

"As for Goebbels, the minister of propaganda, jokes about him ridiculed his deformities, height, and complexion. It was only his many enemies in the party who tended to circulate those more waspishly commenting on his propagandistic distortions. Ernst Röhm, the brownshirted sa commander executed by Hitler in the Night of the Long Knives, generated a huge number of jokes, all of which harped on his homosexuality, towards which an “innocent” Hitler averted his eyes for a suspiciously long time (as a 1934 joke went: “Just imagine how upset the Führer will be if he gets to know Goebbels has a club foot!”). Perhaps unsurprisingly, the only leading Nazis to escape laughter were Reichsführer SS Heinrich Himmler and his chief executioner, SS-Obergruppenführer Reinhard Heydrich (whose unusually high-pitched voice would otherwise have marked him as a prime target)."

Yes, I know-- everyone is shocked that somehow (within the reich, anyway), ~~Glasses~~ Himmler escaped ridicule. Open ridicule anyway. I WONDER HOW HE MANAGED THAT!?

Speaking of Eddie Izzard...

2008-06-11T16:47:00.000-07:00

Cake or death is a very important question. And the answer to which, we must remember:

Yes, I know that Portal belike got the whole Cake bit from Eddie Izzard. But who new there was such a deep connexion with Church of England? :D

mmm... vegetarians are tasty. Especially baked into a cake.

A few words about Irony.

2008-06-05T17:57:00.000-07:00

Irony, in my humble, is stronger than the force. It surrounds us and binds us true, though sometimes it binds us in the Great Chain, sometimes in a great big hug, sometimes in a shibari bondage kit with ball gag. I give Karma a certain amount of credit for giving me certain choices and presenting me with situations that I might not otherwise have. But that is one thing. Distinct from Irony. Or the amusing coincidence.

Which is what happens when an ex-girlfriend who works in hollywood FX IMs you to let you know that she is working on the Project Valkyrie movie.

And you think, "Damn, I am probably not in that movie at all." Though other people you know will be.

Yes, those are the moments.

*grumbleSpeergrumble*

(p.s.-- I am jealous of the fellow who gets to be played by Eddie Izzard. Also, "Angry SS Officer" = BEST ROLE EVAR. I mean... isn't it just so!)

Lol whut?

2008-06-02T08:00:00.000-07:00

Occasionally, it is time to take break to snicker at other people's lolz.

These are lolz from pics of the Creation Museum in northern Kentucky. But I will link entries, from the forums at http://whateveresque.com:

The lolz are for everyone, esp teh dead!

Mrf!

2008-06-01T06:31:00.000-07:00

This one was sitting on my hard drive, and I felt the need:

Just like Strong Mad and the Cheat.

Tonight on GodwinWatch...

2008-05-20T21:14:00.001-07:00

A thing that politics in this country would be much the better for: A more general understanding of, and education about, Godwin's Law. What, exactly, is Godwin's Law you ask? I'll let Bill O'Reily explain, in a cautionary clip:

Don't be a threadkiller. Avoid generalisations about groups and individuals. Avoid Godwin's.

This public service announcement was brought to you by the letters K & H, and the number Doom.

You learn something new every few years.

2008-05-20T21:00:00.000-07:00

They've re-done quizilla, so the dead nazi quiz no longer shows up at its old link. Which is fine, as I desperately need to change it.

For one, karma is infinitely more subtle than I thought 5 years ago, and some of the result definitions need updating desperately.

Also, I need to add a Dead Ally and a Good German/Party Member result.

If those of you who read this screed (both of you) have any additional suggestions, I am a most amenable Kainenchen, indeed.

Bush and Godwin, sittin' in a tree...

2008-05-15T11:55:00.000-07:00

Former President Jimmy Carter recently wrapped up a trip to the Middle East, which included talks with leaders of Hamas, an Islamic fundamentalist group that controls the Palestinian territory of Gaza.

"Some seem to believe we should negotiate with terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along," Bush said at Israel's 60th anniversary celebration in Jerusalem.

"We have heard this foolish delusion before," Bush said in remarks to Israel's parliament, the Knesset.

"As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared: 'Lord, if only I could have talked to Hitler, all of this might have been avoided.' We have an obligation to call this what it is -- the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history."

Whether or not Hitler was exactly the kind of fellow one could reason with when it came to things like total war, the fact remains:

The Bossman Cometh.

2008-05-14T21:39:00.000-07:00

In the same vein, Ethel Waters shares our sentiments about everybody's favorite minister of propaganda.

The hits just keep on comin'.

2008-05-13T18:06:00.000-07:00

So, I am working on a series of lolnazis to commemorate the... heh... giants among us lesser peons of the Reich. To begin with, I wish to dedicate this video to someone very close to me, a veritable colossus, a... all right, I cannot keep that up. Little Joe, wherever you are, this is for you:

And from the same, well... I have realised, perhaps I insult all my old friends and co-workers, with my lulz, my gallows humor. But really, the sentiment behind my jollies can be discovered here:

.

That's me: The Looniest Knight of the Year.

:D

The Pants Command Me.

2008-05-13T06:03:00.000-07:00

For some reason, the reducto ad Hitlerium one did not post. So...

(yes. Those are the pants Hitler was wearing when he died. They burnt them so they would not be an object of worship, or sommat. Seriously.)

LOL.

Let there be Lulz.

2008-05-08T20:26:00.000-07:00

So, I posted a sampling of the Lulz before, and now... the sum total!

The ones below are for use on forums and things... well, you shall see:

(yes. Those are the pants Hitler was wearing when he died. They burnt them so they would not be an object of worship, or sommat. Seriously.)

Also, I had not ever seen The Great Dictator, by Charlie Chaplin until tonight, as they have it as a nice, free, online movie. Admittedly... it wasn't really what I was expecting. But good. It was good.

Though really, I thought I was all through with guilt. Thanks, Chuckles.

Arbeit Macht LOL.

2008-05-07T23:25:00.000-07:00

The internet failed at the place of work to-day, so instead, we made lolnazis. Some for being a forum bastard, some for pointing out a severe case of Godwin's, some just for... well, teh lulz. And here is the lulziest sample:

I think I shall actually make a part of Teh Site, and link from here tomorrow. When I am not a sorry shell of ein Kainenchen.

Passing the torch.

2008-05-05T07:44:00.000-07:00

How Timely.

Hopefully that link will work, as ushmm.org links sometimes have problems, but yeah.

HAI CHINA, U noes who even started the Olympic Torch Run? HITLER!

SUBTLE OLYMPICS ANALOGY FAILS AT SUBTLE.

A Subtle? NOT YOURS.

(That said, Go go go the Dalai Lama. Srsly, who could hate that guy? He has Bodhisattva awesome. I can think of few awesomes that are awesomer.)

2008-04-25T17:34:00.000-07:00

LOOK WHAT I HAVE GOT!!!!!!

I am so happy!

Nazis R Guitars.

2008-03-14T22:23:00.000-07:00

So I downloaded the new update for the psp, and they have an internet radio application. One of the channels is called 'balladen', which sounded most interesting. And what was the first thing on, when I played it?

LIVE ACOUSTIC DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES.

SO AWESOME.

The whole station... german epic balladry. I am in love with the song Unbekannter Soldat by Annett. So good.

Of course, it is probably all listened to by the neo-nazis and skinheads and the yep still fascist crowd, but i don't care. It makes me feel all warm inside.

I could well have a politikkkal rant about many, many things, but perhaps I will save it for later.

Also, as a couple of days ago... happy Anschluss Anniversary!

And a million apologies for a) bad spelling and b)lack of proper punctuation. I am too tired tonight for ASCII.

Speculation Jones.

2008-03-06T09:26:00.000-08:00

from inhaltsos on el-jay:

the Was Eminem a Nazi Polka!

LULZ!

Der filmen!

2008-03-02T19:17:00.000-08:00

I've never seen Judgment at Nuremberg before.

We found it for $2 at EB games!

^^

What is this noise!?

2008-01-21T20:44:00.000-08:00

Did any of you know about this? I didn't know about this. Not that I would have known about it. But still. STILL.

What the BALLS?

That's just kind of surprising, and a little but of what the shits.

Now, if you want some lulz, howsabout a nice thick slice of Dingo's kidney pie?

Nom Nom Nom.

If you build it.

2008-01-15T15:14:00.000-08:00

Ok, so this isn't really /my/ sarcasms, so don't take the tag as that I am being this time sarcastic. But rather Zbignew Liberia's sacrasms, more, and his Lego Concentration Camps that pissed everyone off a while back. As you can see below.

Personally, I like what he was doing and trying to say. It's the bitter lulz, and we at deadnazi.blog love the bitter lulz. We snuggle them and takes them to tea. And we would like to buy this clever Polack a nice cup of tea. For coolty. And lulz.

So... what really annoys me is all the negative flack this guy got for his artz. I mean... holy luftwaffles people, ease up on the literality and ask why it disturbs you, before you fly off the rutting handle.

Mien Gott, for fuck's sake.

~K.H.

Phone conversation:

2008-01-13T10:40:00.000-08:00

Dramatis Personae:
-Gestapo Jones (Who wants to be called Johan Gasmask now sometime. So, JG instead of GJ? Whichever.)
-JG's (GJ's) Mother. (No lines. Was just on the other end of the phone)
-KH-- Das Kainenchen. That is, myself.

JG: (In reference to a set of knives sent by the Mother) Yep, the Germans make a good knife. Nothing like the Germans for implements of doom.
Mother: *speaks*
JG: Yes, or the Japanese. Kind of makes you wonder why they lost the war.
KH: Poor trains management.
JG: Also, putting all their skill points in knives making.
KH: Yes, poor skill allotment is a problem. Also, wasting resources on clearing mobs for no XP, when they should have been killing something that would get them some level.
Mother: *has decided that we Has Problems*

...And let god sort 'em out.

2008-01-11T09:17:00.000-08:00

So nice of Mr. Bush to go and cry over the Israel Holocaust Memorial.

Here's what he had to say:

Bush was visibly moved as he toured the site, said Yad Vashem's chairman, Avner Shalev.

"Twice, I saw tears well up in his eyes," Shalev said.

At one point, Bush viewed aerial photos of the Auschwitz camp taken during the war by U.S. forces and called Rice over to discuss why the American government had decided against bombing the site, Shalev said.

...Between 1.1 million and 1.5 million people were killed at the camp.

"We should have bombed it," Bush said, according to Shalev.

Now, Condeleeza Rice at least clarifies by saying, "Um. The Train tracks. We could have bombed the /train tracks/. Yeah."

But still.

LOLZ.

~K.H.

P.S. I would pay heavy money to see the pics of George Bush in a yarmaluke.

Leftist claptrap.

2008-01-10T20:42:00.000-08:00

Like I consider sites like AlterNet.org unbiased. Still, this is a matter of consternation, especially when combined with this.

And This jawing about things like this, which certaily looks wholesome on paper.

If I were a paranoiac, I would be jawing too, about what we'll say when they ask us again, how we could let Those Atrocities happen, and Didn't We See it Coming?

As it isn't like I haven't had some time to consider these questions.

Me, I was too busy running a Gau. And a Siege, eventually. See, the military is straightforward and simple like that. Do this, don't do that, attack, defend-- morally, it all gets whitewashed under the heading of WAR. But I digress. This has no lulz.

Except the patronising sort one gives to paranoid conspiracy theorists with so much time on their hands they freak out over every shifty little thing. Yeah, we laughs at them.

lololol.

Stylin.

2008-01-09T15:35:00.000-08:00

No wonder the SS uniforms were so damn sexy.

They were apparently designed by Hugo Boss.

Smooth.

(though yeah, they did get pretty hot and itchy sometimes. It's true.)

Thanks again, Cracked.com, for teh lulz!

~K.H.

P.S. for more reducto ad Hitlerium lulzery, check this action out. Seimens I can't really fault, admittedly. They were a nazi company to the hilt. So... yeah. Still slugging at them seems to me like still blaming the Germans. *snuzzles the old homestead*.

Though seriously, their international departments ought to have had some idea how well 'zyklon' would go over as a product name outside of the German speaking countries.

OMG MY SOUL IT BURNS!

2008-01-08T20:55:00.000-08:00

Everyone knows that the best place for sick fucking lulz is Encyclopedia Dramatica. Of course, the lulz are frequently interspersed with soul-eating skullrape, but that's all right. We always do it for the lulz, and yes.

So we link things for lulz-reference, like ed's page on Adolf Hitler.

I think I need to make a comprehensive lulzlist on deadnazi.net or something of the kind. For all teh nazi related lulz. Even if ed has it already.

Cozya.

ETA: And for sample, the funniest fraggin' thing EVAR:

MANTIS'D!

2008-01-02T20:09:00.000-08:00

The only reason I am posting this episode of zero punctuation is... well, that would spoil it. Srsly, Just watch it. It's a short bit, but a snicker-worthy one. I mean, I lol'd.

Some jobs just suck.

2008-01-01T17:55:00.000-08:00

Dead Nazis shouldn't work in kennels. Too many fences, and too many flies. At least there wasn't barbed wire.

A bad job is just a bad job. Some lessons endure.

Pointy pointy point.

2007-12-26T22:43:00.001-08:00

So I was going on the rant of how, when I was a very young Kainenchen, I looked awfully like a communist because I believed in workers working for the government, and the government insuring the well being of workers. This being because workers striking are bad for the country. And because companies exploiting workers are bad for the country. And ultimately, it is the country, the Nation, and it's well being which matters.

At which point I remembered the sudden and disturbing shock with which i remembered about the main of the camps being forced labour camps. Well, when they're political prisoners, and when they are prisoners at all, it makes sense, let them work. But it occurred to me, it was essentially slave labour. So so.

I finally remembered the point I wanted to make. The thing that bothers me about Holocaust revisionists, wanting to shrink the numbers of dead Jews and all of that. Ok, so the Jews weren't being killed out of hand. They were still being put in-- as the majority were, let me repeat-- labour camps. Which is even LESS acceptable to an American mind than outright murder. This country hates Slavery more than anything, murder, I think, is FAR more acceptable. So revisionists, you're still fucked in the goat ass.

Cry moar, and try again.

Context, I no has it.

2007-12-26T16:46:00.000-08:00

From the Godwin's Law, Sarcasm is and Endangered Species, and c'mon... CONTEXT, BY GOD! files:

US actor Will Smith has stunned fans by reportedly declaring that Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler was essentially a "good" person.

In an interview with Scottish newspaper The Daily Record, the 39-year-old Men In Black star said he did not believe Hitler fully understood what effect his policies would have.

"Even Hitler didn't wake up going, 'Let me do the most evil thing I can do today," Smith told the newspaper in a wide-ranging interview.

"I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was 'good'."

LOLZ!!! That's for anyone who thinks that Will Smith is actually endorsing Hitler. Being unaware of one's own Ebil and Not Being Ebil are two different things. So lame.

Also, sometimes, I wish I was this guy. He's so much cooler than me.

Merry Christmas, everywhere, and here.

The Wonderful Wizard of Wounded Knee.

2007-12-21T16:55:00.000-08:00

I'll keep this in mind when I write my children's novel.

Though srsly. The biting sarcasm in the two editorials by L. Frank Baum (more readable versions available here.) is apparent at least to me. Even if it has more than an undercurrent of sincerity, it's hardly the touting hatespeech the first article would make it out to be. If anything, it's a hardline pessimist (and if you don't think the man was a hardline pessimist, re-read the Wizard of Oz) view of the situation in which he was living at the time. He had no way of knowing that Political Correctness, the Holocaust, Civil Rights, Tolerance, and other such buzzwords were going to take ahold of this country, and even if he did, I think he would have snorted at them as the raging hypocrisy which they often are-- if you're taking the Nationalistic view, and I get the impression he was. As a people, the (collective) American continues to be guilty of running in and making a mess of other people's affairs-- to the point where a man like Baum might say of the Muslims, as of the Indians, that the only way to deal with them is to eradicate them all, (even if one can understand their viewpoint).

So, is he being assy? Yeah.

Is he being a OMG!RACIST!HITLAR!HATEMONGAR?

Not really. Not by himself, anyway.

In conjunction with a powerful panzerkrieg-like engine of expansion in the form of a rolling, lockstepping army and driven leadership...

...oh wait.

Still, Baum's no Minister of Propaganda, and Der Amerikaner Feel RILLY bad about all That Stuff nao, and yeah, right?

Well, I suppose we'll see, won't we?

~K.

(and as is fairly clear, ja, das Kainenchen happens to inhabit an American-born fleshsack the now. Hence the EngsDesutche. So there.)

Not Nappy.

2007-12-17T19:20:00.001-08:00

This blog is not a Frenchman's blog. It is not concerned with Deadfrench Angst. However, as there are a number of deadnazis who are also deadfrench, and there are a number of other similarities, and BECAUSE IT'S TEH LULZ AND TEH LULZ ARE WHAT MATTER...

It's amazing what you can do with Ego.
LOLLERSKATES!

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Now playing: Pedro The Lion - Invention
via FoxyTunes

Uberfrag.

2007-12-17T17:29:00.000-08:00

Lulz moar nao!

inspired by.

this the way.

2007-12-16T13:23:00.000-08:00

This is the way we test the lj feed.

lulz, wangst, gestapo, breslau, blah.

Here he comes, it's Himmler's clown.

2007-12-13T07:31:00.001-08:00

I lol'd.

Also: why does it seem when I write anything quasi-historical, even fanfic, suddenly it becomes all... OMG CAMPS?

*sigh*

for this year's good nazis.

2007-12-12T13:09:00.000-08:00

All I want for Chanaukahmas.

I know tonight is i think the last night of Chanaukah, but still.

Want!